If you seek, look until you find
When you know yourself
If you dwell in poverty
If you are free of desire
If your mind is as darkness upon darkness
If you over esteem greatness
If you Fill your bowl to the brim
If you Keep sharpening your knife
If you Chase after money and security
If you Care about people's approval
If you Do your work, step away
If you are unclean by reason of a naughty touch 
if you perform an abortion of your essence
if you afflict others in like manner to the way you are afflicted
If you wave your fist at an unwed mother
If you put Europe syrup on dry matter
if you covet your mother
if you put all of your eggs into an empty oven
if you bake your loaves in a cold oven
if you spice your sausage on the wrong side of the bun
if you stuff your nuts in an unsafe nut sack
if you put all your eggs in one mother
Yay, if ye are without sin then
If you put your finger in your father's nostril
If you love another as yourself
If you serve to masters
If you have come to know the world, and discovered a carcass
If you see a speck in your brother's eye, you should wiggle it out with your penis, for 
If you fornicate on the morning of a widow's passing
If the snake howls at the vagina
If you seek the porn of the morning star
If you clip your business with flithy scissors 
If the kiss of shit befits your funny morning, 
